Sunday Bloody Asshat
Is there such a thing as too much self-esteem? In the case of R. Kelly, why don't you judge for yourself?
From an upcoming interview in Hip-Hop magazine, musician R. Kelly is quoted as saying:
"I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."
Even though no punchline I could come up with here would be even a fraction as offensive as an alleged child pornographer holding himself in the same esteem as the leader of the American Civil Rights movement, I'll refrain.
All I can say is wow. Just... wow.
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Actually, Trapped in the Closet was the best comedy of that year...
Posted by: Amanda | May 17, 2007 at 06:24 PM
this is the kind of stupidity that you respond to with a "Yeah. Nice going, fuckface."
Posted by: Brittany | May 17, 2007 at 09:47 PM
I'm sorry, did he say something? I was too busy looking at his stupid belt buckle. And to what affliction do we owe the snazzy bandage on his right arm? I couldn't take seriously anything a person dressed like that has to say. Perhaps someone should remind him of all the other folks who have talked about how "big" they are or are going to be (do you hear me Terence Trent D'arby?) whose music careers spiraled quickly downward. Buh-bye! Don't mess with the kiddies on your way out, cuz we're watchin'.
Posted by: laura | May 17, 2007 at 10:05 PM
What? Don't ALL great men have sex with, videotape and pee on pre-pubescent girls? Unbelievable. He needs to get over himself . . . IMMEDIATELY.
Posted by: Gina B. | May 17, 2007 at 11:06 PM
His belt buckle is GROSS.
Posted by: Izzy | May 17, 2007 at 11:20 PM
All I know to say is "I wanna piss on you." Dave Chapelle classic.
Posted by: Cheryl | May 18, 2007 at 01:18 AM
Also, I'd like to see him head into the big house with a pink do-rag. Let's see how he turns out after that.
Posted by: Cheryl | May 18, 2007 at 01:21 AM
Terrence Trent D'Arby. snorkle. great reference.
Posted by: AmyC65 | May 18, 2007 at 07:44 AM
He's a pathetic, delusional asshole.
Posted by: Nic | May 18, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Yes, that belt buckle automatically puts him on the same level MLK. It's pur CLASSE.
Posted by: Maria | May 18, 2007 at 10:18 AM
He's the Mike Tyson of today, maybe.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | May 23, 2007 at 05:09 PM