K-Fed Files Custody Papers
Just when you think she's legally in the clear, Kevin swoops in and sends his lawyers to the LA Superior Court to file primary custody papers! Could Brit's week get any worse?!? Details are still sketchy in terms of the scope of the custody "battle royal" about to begin and Brit's reaction to the news, but it's all apparently true!
Oh Kevin, Kevin, why must you try to break Brit Brit's heart again??? I know you think you stand a chance -- what with Brit's bodyguards getting into fights in Las Vegas, her making out with backup dancers on rooftops, and all the unseemly crotch and nipple shots -- but custody?
It totally sucks that Kevin won't have too hard a time convincing a judge to grant him custody. But does he deserve it? Would Kevin truly be a better parent, simply because he's already taken his turn as horrible parent in the media spotlight and passed that role on? Because really, he's not that different, is he? It was less than a year ago the papers were writing similar stories about him, and the public was clamoring for a fast divorce so Brit could get herself and her children away from that terrible man!
Spears' camp could not, of course, be reached for comment. I'm sure the battle will get super ugly, so get ready for the smack-down which will most definitely get brung!
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