Maybe Criss Angel Can Work Some Magic on Britney Spears

What. The. Hell?  Not that I'm a fan of Criss Angel, but what is he doing with HER?!  Could it be that he's going to work his magic and make her ratty extensions and hooker ensembles disappear?   

More after the jump...

There are conflicting reports about how the pair hooked up, whether it was by chance or if it was a planned meeting to discuss Brit's comeback at this year's MTV VMA Awards. (Don't even get me started on the comeback...that's a whole other post!)

Here's the latest from X17:

"After a long day of meetings with her attorney, Britney was ready to cut loose by the time she got to Cravings, enjoying a few drinks and palling around with Alli [Simms]- when out of nowhere, Vegas showman (and previous Cameron Diaz hookup) Criss Angel appeared in the restaurant wanting to be introduced to Britney....

After satisfying her Cravings, Britney and her crew met up with Criss Angel at the Bel-Air Hotel.  But there must not have been any rooms available, because they were turned away at the front desk.  Britney then hopped into Angel's car, which drove them to another hotel, where they partied on the balcony.  Britney and Criss left briefly alone together, but they returned to the hotel where they spent the rest of the night together."

Here's the part that makes me shudder...

"At some point in the evening Brit's bodyguard ran out to 7 Eleven and brought back a box of condoms."

At least they used protection! Britney DOES NOT need any more kids or custody battles with her babies' daddies. 

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Comments

[Sweetney]

EWWWWW!!!

that is all.

[Martha]

I'm not sure who looks greasier in this pictures...

WASH YOUR FACE!!!!

[Julie]

One is just as skank as the other. So really, a perfect couple.

[Missie]

They both used the same porkchop to comb their hair. How sweet.

[AmyM]

Please, please, please...for the love of all that is decent and Holy...please DO NOT let the two of them breed! Their offspring would most definitely be the Anti-Christ.

[Kirsten]

I guess his proclamation of love for Cameron Diaz a month ago was just an... illusion?

HA. I slay me.

Seriously? The only thing scarier than BritBrit hooking up with MindFreak, is BritBrit hooking up with Amy Winehouse.... and from the looks of the supermarket tabs, that could be forthcoming HA HA....