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Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Enjoy Separate Beds

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Once again proving they're like every other married couple and most certainly NOT faking it, Tom and Katie freely admit to their friends that they sleep in separate beds. In separate wings of their house.
Ooo-kay...

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Despite having sired one of the cutest babies ever, the pair have enjoyed their separate spaces from the beginning of their courtship, Katie decorating her bedroom up in carousels and stuffed animals (because she's twelve). Originally taking up residence in a separate wing due to her Catholic upbringing (which includes out of wedlock pregnancies but not out of wedlock sleepovers, obvs), neither saw fit to change the sleeping arrangement now that they've tied the knot. Katie claims it's due to Tom's gayness snoring.

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(Those pants are just wrong, Katie. It needed to be said.)

So, with Tom "occupying the North Wing of the second floor" and Katie occupying "a cluster of suites on the south wing of the same floor", its hard to believe that a baby ever managed to occupy Katie's uterus.

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Amy H.

Not surprising. I just can't wait for the divorce so Katie can get on with her life!

Tere

I've read articles about married couples sleeping in separate rooms or beds for any variety of reasons (one of them snores badly, too much tossing and turning, they just want their own bed, etc.), but in this case -- I think it's the gayness.

AmyC65

Seriously, can there be a reason to announce this, with their degree of celebrity? They must be trying to get a jump on someone who was running to the tabloids? Great post, Robyn. Love the snarky "editorials".

joy

oh! for a separate wing for me to slumber in and house all my porcelain dolls.


Neena

Am I the only person who thinks that Suri sort of looks like Evil Emily or Emily the Strange from those t-shirts?

Missie

Yet more information that the world did not need to know about these two.

Prisca

Who 'leaks' this stuff anyway?!

Suzy Q

OMG, this is EXACTLY the way I and my imaginary husband live!

Elizabeth

I wonder how much she gets paid a month to pretend to be his wife? There must really be something messed up about Tom that he can't get married to someone who actually loves him and wants to share his bed. Snoring, my ass.

Hot Librarian

Because of her Catholic upbringing????? That's the biggest load of bull I've ever heard.

Martha

If she's such a staunch Catholic, then why is she converting to Scientology? Or don't Scientologists sleep in a bed together either?

birdgal

Not that I think TomKat's relationship is normal or anything, but you don't need to sleep in the same bed to 'sleep' together if you know what I mean (wink, wink). Even my husband's snoring sometimes drives me to the spare bedroom down the hall. I do think it's a little odd to occupy completely different WINGS of your house though.....





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