A Baby For Jessica Simpson?

With the new trend among celebs jumping back to babies, Jessica Simpson might be jumping on board the train, and with her hair stylist/best friend Ken Paves. Say it isn't so!

While the story probably isn't true (or so we hope), the rumor is she wants to have a baby and so does Ken (although his boyfriend doesn't) so the pair might just go ahead with the plan themselves, thereby creating the most plastic, blonde child the world has ever seen.

It makes me nervous for the future of peroxide and hair extensions, y'all.

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Comments

[DodiM]

I'm guessing that would be one ugly baby. Just a hunch.

[Jenny H.]

Jesus, even the THOUGHT of that being true is too hideous for words. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Gag.

[DianaCLT]

Please....we, as mommies, share our brain cells with our babies. But what does Jessica have to offer? I don't think 1/2 a brain cell each is enough to sustain either one.