Friday Eye Candy: One Night (Or More) In Paris Hilton Edition

Which is to say, ahem, that these guys all share something special. We won't hold it against them.

Oh, Adrien. Say it isn't so.

Nick Lachey - How could you?

Oscar De la Hoya

Mark McGrath - Remember when your lust for him was almost painful?

Fred Durst

Colin Farrell

Mark Philippoussis - Age of Love Mark?? Why did we even waste our time wondering who he would choose?

Adam Levine

Josh Henderson

Criss Angel

Jason Shaw

JC Chasez

Jared Leto

Matt Leinart

Leo leo leo. How could you?

Val Kilmer (I can't bring myself to use a recent picture.)

Travis Barker (Am I the only one that has a weird unexplainable crush on him?)

James Blunt

By the way, this is only a partial list. Yeah. Class-ay.

The Mamapop Mascot wants to remind you that there are still real men in the world.

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Comments

[BaltimoreGal]

The majority of these men? Greasy.

[Liana]

Oh Matthew! SO glad he's not one of them. :) Did you notice that most of them seem to follow a pattern of dark hair and slight shadiness?

[Jody]

So is it just me, or does Travis Barker look like he spent too much time in Africa with one of those tribes that stretches their necks with rings? I'm just sayin'...

[Maxine Dangerous]

I knew that the Hilton had served a lot of people, but DAMN.

[robyn]

i've got that weird crush on travis, too. you're not the only one!

and the only guy on that list who really makes sense? chriss angel. cuz he might just be a bigger freak than her!

[missbanshee]

I also harbor a crush on Travis Barker. And Criss Angel. Yeesh, can I pick the winners or what? Can you get a STD via the internet?

[MB McGillicuddy]

Travis Barker is gross. Read up on his Wikipedia... he's done some impressive things. Not just a stupid punk drummer.

This might also double as a list of HERPES IN HOLLYWOOD!

[Kyla]

Good Lord. Partial list. Paris sure enjoys the tourists.

[AmyC65]

I, too, carry a weird, secret torch for Travis. It all started on his reality show with Shanna because he seemed so sweet and doting on her. Everybody loves a tough outside with a sweet, soft inside.

[bellemorte]

and how many of those have also dated Britney?????? Seems shes plucking her men from the same tree as Paris.....lol...or perhaps, shes just picking up the ones that Paris tosses away...........

[Neena]

Is it possible that Paris serves as the "Beard" for a couple of these guys?

[Neena]

Is it possible that Paris serves as the "Beard" for a couple of these guys?

[Lena]

Missbanshee - HAHA! I certainly hope not or I am in trouble.

I think I feel itchy.

[Marianne]

Remember when Colin Farrell was smokin' hot? I miss those days... I barely recognized him in the pictures this week from TIFF.

[Suzy Q]

Well, here's the thing. They're all guys. Guys have dicks. The dicks want warm, snuggly places. Paris' is always open and welcoming, albeit maybe not so snuggly anymore. What's a guy to do?

[Suzy Q]

I forgot to toss some smooches to Matthew. Kisses, baby!

[DianaCLT]

Okay...I'm not questioning your all-knowing, Lena, but are you sure this is an accurate list? I thought James Blunt's only claim to dating fame was Petra...? This is just an example. More than anything, I am MORTIFIED that my lust, Adam Levine, might have gone (errr...came) where so many have gone (came) before (and yes, I know he's rumored to be a man-ho, but still....). Sighs.... I must mourn now...