Germany Doesn't Like Paris Hilton

Last year Paris attended Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. This year, she's banned! HAH!!! For Germany's surprisingly logical reason, follow the jump.

Paris isn't welcome at Oktoberfest this year because the Germans feel she cheapened the event last year.

Munich locals complained that their annual bender was "selling out" by having celebs shill during the big swill. But probably the key reason for banning Paris was that last year she was pimping her own brand of canned wine. For Bavarian beer snobs, canned beer is blasphemy, canned wine an abomination.

Hah hah hah! Paris cheapened a huge two week long drinking binge of a whole city!

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Comments

[Maxine Dangerous]

Do they still like The Hoff?

[AmyC65]

Only the likes of Paris could cheapen a 2 week beer fest. nice.

[Faith]

I knew there was a reason that I LOVED the GERMANS!!!