I Guess That Inn Just Runs Itself

Okay, this makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever (and maybe kinda sullies my opinion of Broadway as a result): Tori and Dean have been asked to be the leads in Chicago.

Reality sweethearts Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott have been offered the leads in Broadway's Chicago, the New York Post reports. The couple, the paper adds, "are currently in talks," to follow in the footsteps of Amy Spanger and Michael C. Hall, and Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin to become the third married couple to costar in the show.

You diehard fans of 90210 are going to have to help me out on this because I can't remember: Can Donna Martin even sing? (Or can Dean, for that matter?) (And why is it so important that married couples star in this musical?)

Good luck with this, you two. Everyone knows the best theatrical cast of Chicago was back in 1996 when Anne Reinking and Bebe Neuwirth were knocking everyone's socks off, and every cast since has paled in comparison.

Also, what about your business, the inn? And your other business, the reality show? And, oh right, the baby?!? Seems like you've got enough on your plate to be adding Broadway and rehearsals and nightly performances and all that jazz (heh) to your lives. Better consider this offer very carefully, is all I'm saying.

 

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[MIssie]

Do you think if we all took up a collection, we could pay these people to go away? Far, far away?