(Sans screencaps, since the CW still hasn't uploaded this week's ep to their online video player and what, you think I know how to get screencaps off my DVR like some kind of MAGIC TECHNO WIZARD? Because I don't.)
Last night's episode was like that scene in Being John Malkovich where Malkovich takes the portal into his own mind.
"Autism?"
"Autism."
"No shit, autism?"
ANTM wants to teach us LESSONS this cycle, y'all. Important lessons. The environment is good and we should all do good things to keep it good, like have grass growing in our cars. And stuff. Smoking is bad and will kill you and kill your friends and kill your baby and even worse, will make you all ugly. And stuff. People with autism autism autism can be totally hot. I know! And Tyra Banks will take your positive sunny attitude and run it over with her environmentally-friendly car.
Next week: models, nicotine withdrawals, Jenah's giant teeth and a very good likelihood that Bianca will roll her eyes at someone.