Party with Drama? Pony Up Some Major Cash

So, I'm thinking all of our readers who love Entourage should start planning a party and pooling their resources now, because apparently Kevin Dillon will come to your party/event/whatever and hang out...for the right price.

At $15,000 per event plus expenses, Dillon's services don't come cheap, but we suppose the premium is an intentional one meant to distinguish the actor from downmarket fictional counterpart Johnny Drama, who requires no compensation beyond the promise that he'll have the opportunity to score some Viking Quest groupie tail immediately after his shopping mall ribbon-cutting responsibilities are complete.

HA! "Viking Quest groupie tail!" Love it.

But seriously, you guys. How awesome would it be to have an Entourage cast member hang out with you at, say, your baby shower in a couple months?

Yes, that is a subtle hint directed at my husband.

(And no, sadly, we could never afford to have Kevin Dillon there. Kevin Nealon, maybe, but not Dillon.)