Plastic Surgeon Declares Posh's Boobs "The Worst"

I'm forever on the fence about Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. Sometimes I like her and sometimes I find her annoying and ridiculous.

In this instance, however, I'm going to have to side with Dr. Patrick Mallucci, who has declared Posh's augmented rack to be one of the worst among celebrities.

So whose hooters are the best? Find out after the jump.

Dr. Mallucci said the best breasts belong to the model Caprice Bourret (right) - a view shared by many of his clients. (Uh, I have NO idea who Caprice Bourret is but judging from her photo below, her implants are quite lovely and natural looking)

 

He added that said patients frequently begged him not to make their breasts the same shape as Victoria Beckham's "unnaturally round" globes. OUCH!

Malluci maintains that a perfectly augmented breast is more pear shaped than round with nipples located not right in the middle of the breast but 45% from the top, pointing toward the sky.

Personally, I think Posh's breasts would look a lot less fakey if she had some damn body fat to soften them a little bit. She looks like someone cut a grapefruit in two and shoved both halves right under her skin.

The sad thing is that there are young men out there that have probably never even seen a real — or real LOOKING — breast. They might think "unnaturally round globes" are the bomb diggety and that Posh looks mighty fine with her grapefruit halves. 

What do you think?

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Comments

[jenna]

Back in her 90210 days, I think Tori Spelling's boobs had that same look....like deer in headlights.

[Amberina J]

Does Posh still have those boobs? I don't remember them being that big on her coming to america special. As far as Caprise - i only know her from The Surreal Life - and Balki (from perfect strangers) was always all over her

[michelle]

what are those boobs or watermelons they are soooooooo huge i think that she wasted her money 4 nothing and u can tell they're fake

[Kirsten]

Just as an aside, Patrice was on Season 5 of The Surreal Life (with Omarosa, Balki, Pepa, Janice Dickinson and Jose Canseco) which brought her a bit more to the 'mainstream' if you can call it that.

From TSL bio:

"Caprice, one of the most photographed women in the world, has appeared in over 300 magazine covers across the globe. She was voted GQ's Woman of the Year and Maxim's International Woman of the Year three years running (2000/01/02).

Caprice has also lent her name to successful lines of lingerie and hair products. She made her theatre debut in London starring in The Vagina Monologues followed by the hit musical Rent. She appeared in the independent films Nailing Vienna, Man With Rain In His Shoes, Bubble, and Hollywood Files. She appeared on several British TV shows including "Caprice's Travels" on SKY and ITV1, "Friday Night's All Wright With Ian Wright" on BBC1, and Channel 4's "The Big Breakfast With Johnny Vaughan" and was also the star of her own documentary Being Caprice for Channel 4."