P. Diddy Knows How YOU Should Smell...

Which kind of makes my toes curl — and NOT in that really good, fun way, either.

Apparently, Diddy (he recently dropped the P.) is now the go-to guy on how a woman should smell because he's pimping a new fragrance called  "Unforgivable Woman."

The Diddyman speaketh:

I send out a challenge … I challenge all of my female counterparts that have fragrances … that my fragrance is better than theirs. I’m a man and I know how women should smell!

Ugh...I'd rather wear one of Brit Brit's fragrances than go around reeking of something he'd want to smell.

Comments

[Suzy Q]

So, now I'm SUPPOSED to smell like a skank ho?

[Martha]

Umm...this from the man who told a hostess "Fuck you" when she dared speak to him? I bet he thinks he knows how to talk to a woman, too. I just bet someday he'll have a "How to Woo the Ladies Diddy-style" book out some day...

1. Don't speak to the Diddy
2. Smell like the Diddy

[disnazzio]

As if Diddy could ever be attracted to anyone who didn't smell exactly like him. And frankly, the odor of ego and new money is really not the smell I'm trying to rock.