Tuesday Drive-by

• OMG! Heidi and Spencer almost died ... but they're fine. (damn)
• Peter Jackson thinks Ryan Gosling is too fat to be in his movie!
• Reese Witherspoon,  you have broken my heart into a thousand tiny pieces. And just when I thought we could be friends, too.
• Crisis alert! Oprah had to fly to Africa to throw the smack down after reports of child abuse are surfacing from her school!
• Too bad he's just joking! Steven Colbert's fake-bid for presidency has caused some serious problems for the polls!