Tuesday Drive-By

• The most famous celebrity baby that never was? Madonna's non-love child with Toupac!
• Kate Moss is officially taking applications for a new nanny.

For more awesome (like, totally) gossip, read on!

• Britney and K-Fed met up yesterday at a hotel for their first joint parenting session. I wonder who threw the first punch?
• Gross, gross, gross. Pete Doherty apparently has a mini crush on Courtney Love!
• Michelle Williams has already moved on from her hunky Australian boyfriend Heath Ledger, and with a director this time!
• Brad Pitt's next role? The Uni-Bomber is the word.
• Want to see Oprah go all crazy? Fly over to South Africa where the nuns have been acting a little inappropriately with the girls in her school.
• Queen Latifah doesn't come totally clean in her People article, but at least she's not in total denial, unlike some other stars.

Comments

[jenB]

The Queen is a queen, so to speak? Wow, colour me naive.

[Kirsten]

Me too, JenB, me too.

Of course, this IS Perez Hilton we're talking about.