Wednesday Drive-By

 

• Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay. When will you learn that just because he's in rehab with you doesn't mean you should date him?!
• Apparently Lance Bass will do anything to make someone feel better about themselves ... including come out to them!
• Paris is already sick of the pizza boy?! That poor kid!
• Carrie Underwood is moving on from Tony Romo with one of the Gossip Girls! (well, boys. whatever.)
• Why, Pam? Why do you make it so easy?
• Ellen's dog troubles are only getting worse. It sucks that she was only trying to do something good, and instead has to deal with all this crap.