Britney Spears is Pregnant Again, Like Pretty For Sure This Time

I just ate lunch, and now I feel a little sick.

Music producer J.R. Rotem (who...wait...was this the guy who sold out Brit by blabbing about their sex life to the tabs? or was that someone else?) has supposedly confirmed that the pregnancy rumors that started swirling last week are true, and that he's the father. Brit's knocked up for the third time.

"The "Toxic" singer, who turns 26 on Sunday, reportedly emailed close friends a copy of her baby's ultrasound on November 16, swearing her confidantes to secrecy."

She's reportedly hoping for a little girl this time. Who, you know, she'll totally do so much better with, since a little girl will be more fun to dress and will be just like her and she can name her Brittannalynne and omg, so fun! Like a baby doll! With bonnets! Or trucker caps! And cute little jailbait onesies! And she'll be such a better mama than her mama ever was AND NOW EVERYTHING WILL OKAY FOREVER.

Comments

[Amanda]

Oh, this is disturbing news indeed. How many Red Bulls do you think this poor embryo's had to endure already?

Also, two words: TUBES TIED.

[Liana]

This can't be true, right? Please? Isn't it criminal at this point for Britney to be able to bring yet another young traumatized life into the world??
I agree with Amanda. I mean, it's rare that I would seriously say that a person should NOT be allowed to have any more children, but...but with Britney, it's pretty easy to say that and mean it wholeheartedly, given her current track record.
I really hope this isn't true.

[Catherine]

You'd think that all the males in our country would be staying the hell away from her, given her track record. Yikes.

[Nic]

Why the hell the hell hasn't someone been sneaking up behind her and shooting her up with Depo Provera? Come on, do you think she'd even feel it at this point?

She's gonna be like Anna Nicole, I'm certain...

[anna]

and I'm infertile. there is no justice in this world, people.

[Neena]

As amusing as this would be if it ends up being true, that girl should NOT be pregnant again! According to this, the report is fake: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22009041/

[amalah]

I've seen a couple other places calling the Life & Style story (it's on their COVER, haa) a bunch of bull in the past hour, so hopefully we can all postpone the planned apocalypse.

Although brace yourselves for hundreds of BUMP WATCH photos coming from the Britney paps. Girl should just go buy some Spanx and save us all the trouble.

[Julie]

Yes, this would be the winner boyfriend who told a magazine that he "f*cked her wheelbarrow style." She really knows how to pick them.

[Amanda]

ROFL at "wheelbarrow style."

Man, that's class right there.

[Miss Britt]

Do they not have designer condoms in Hollywood yet?

[Suzy Q]

You know what? Abortion's legal for a reason. Go ahead and throw rocks at me, but some people just should not procreate.

[Jen14221]

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[DodiM]

She probably heard that "wheelbarrow" style was how you got a girl.

I have two kids, I'm a good mom, and if she is really pregnant this time I'm gonna be so po'd. How dare she take this responsibility so lightly? Children are a blessing and a gift to be treasured and raised properly. Children are not the latest handbag to be enjoyed for a season while they garner public attention and then be shoved to the back of the closet for the next fun accessory.

God, please let her not do this to another little soul.