That Which Makes Me Inexplicably Angry

Step One: Type "Audrey Hepburn" into a Google Image Search.

Step Two: Look at the second image result.

Step Three: WEEP FOR MANKIND.

You can also skip these steps and read the rest of this entry, but I'm telling you know, it ain't pretty.

Dear Paris,

This is pretty much why people hate you. This. Right here. At least, this sums up everything I hate about you.

Love Hate!
Amy

PS Here are some photos of Audrey from her (multiple!) UNICEF missions to help starving children in Africa and South America. They don't make me like you very much either.

Comments

[disnazzio]

Oh, EW.

[Nic]

I need to go lie down.

[DianaCLT]

AAAAACK!

Audrey Hepburn was one-of-a-kind. She was beautiful, talented, and most importantly of all, made the world a better place with her hard work and humanity - aiding and bringing to attention those who have so often been forgotten and overlooked on our planet.

Paris Hilton? She is the anti-Audrey. She symbolizes, IMHO, most of what is wrong with our planet: gluttony, arrogance, apathy for anything not on the front pages, and the list goes on and on.

It made me nutty enough when Jennifer Love Hewitt suddenly decided, a few years back, that she was the new Audrey Hepburn. She was bad enough. But Paris? It makes my blood boil to think that horrible woman has the nerve to compare herself to Audrey Hepburn.

[Miss Britt]

OMG the sacrilege!! Can we still legally stone for sacrilege in this country?

I think we should.

[Hope]

That's just wrong. Wrong. Wrong. WRONG. Personally, I think that trying too hard to be like Audrey Hepburn is a good way to ensure that you end up nothing like Audrey Hepburn.

[Liana]

EEEWWWWWW. Stupid stupid Paris. If the caption didn't say she's supposed to be imitating Audrey Hepburn, I probably wouldn't realize that that's what she was trying to do. I mean REALLY- poofy hairdo with tiara, some pearls, black gloves, black dress, too much makeup and long cigarette holder = Audrey Hepburn? Nice try, Paris. Blech.
Let's see Paris actually follow through on that ONE trip to Rwanda...then maybe I'll still NEVER consider it! ICK.
Audrey Hepburn was everything positive that Paris Hilton is not. AND much more beautiful and glamorous (and classy!) to boot.

[Catherine]

I swear, Paris should be made illegal in all states, except possibly in California, because then maybe she'd stay the frak THERE and not broadcast her worthless puss all over the world.

[BaltimoreGal]

Thank you for showing the other part of Audrey's life- the MAIN part.

Jennifer "Love" Hewitt used to annoy me with her whole "Audrey" thing, too. Pretending like you look more than a little like someone ain't exactly keeping their legacy alive, is it?

[BaltimoreGal]

Wow, Diana- I just read your post. Too funny!

[DianaCLT]

Thanks, BaltimoreGal, for the kudos. :)

Everyone: couldn't agree with you more!

Miss Britt: even if stoning is no longer legal...who would really care if we stoned Paris? ;)

Catherine - *I* live in California. Please don't wish Paris on us! She's already here more than any of us care to admit or tolerate!

[Suzy Q]

Ditto what everyone else already said, especially Diana. This is sickening.

[Marilyn]

I think a part of me just died, right now.

[supertiff]

ack! i am very frightebed of paris the stickbug! why is she dressing up like the woman i was named after?

[Michele]

Sadness. She was allegedly a model right? How could that have been? As the almighty TYRA would say, "DEAD EYES!"