Today in Britney Spears: Because You Care
(Whether you want to admit it is another matter entirely, of course.)
SO. The latest is that Brit STILL can't drive, and her custody battle will be back in court today. Le deets after le jump!
Because being told by a court of law that she can no longer drive with her children in the car wasn't enough to make Brit reconsider her atrocious driving (can she not afford a driver at this point? THINK, BRITNEY, THINK) or simply be just a teensy-weensy bit more careful, she was seen rolling through several stop signs this weekend in full view of the paps. Because she's an idiot. Yes, I said it. TMZ even has video.
(rolls eyes, shakes head, sighs deeply.)
And lo, the courtroom battle continues. Today's installment of K-Fed v. Brit-Brit includes entertaining L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services' requests for more info on the custody case (DCFS has open files on both parents, because they're both JUST THAT AWESOME), as well as the couple's lawyers wrangling over vacation schedules and who gets the kids on Christmas. Should be SWELL.
That's it. Fortunately or unfortunately, there will probably be more tomorrow -- like every single freakin' day before it. Stay tuned, betches.
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Le sigh. It's getting less and less funny (but of course I still read it!)
I'm really sad for those kids, though.
Posted by: Liana | November 26, 2007 at 02:13 PM
Why do we not have a Britney Spears category?
Posted by: kdiddy | November 27, 2007 at 12:16 AM