Did Paris Hilton Have to Choke a Bitch?

msnbc.com reports that Paris Hilton followed ex-fiance Stavros Niarchos (aka Stabby Nachos) all over Miami last week and acted a fool...

Paris allegedly stalked Stabby because he was with another girl or two and this culminated in Paris punching one of Stabby's companions at a night club.

Of course, Paris' rep denies the whole thing. So, either this is true and people with the most privilege choose to continue acting like kindergarteners with 'roid rage or msnbc.com/Page Six just made it so that the rep could deny it, thereby keeping both parties employed and "relevant."

In either case, it's time for drinks.

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