From The TMI Department: Geezer Sex Pads

So, here is an image that I'm totally certain you did not want imprinted upon the image-storing nerves of your brain: Sting and Trudie Styler's sex-positive bedroom:

The bedroom, says the UK's Daily Mail, is "dominated by two explicit Helmut Newton prints:"

In one, an unidentified woman lays virtually naked, with her
legs spread in the back of a vintage Mercedes as a man leans over from
the front seat to unzip one of her spike-heeled boots.

The other image, above the bed head, shows the lower half of another female wearing just stockings, suspenders and high heels.

This "artwork" - and yes, I do believe that, despite the undisputed artistic talents of Helmut Newton, those scare quotes are necessary - apparently makes Trudie Styler "hot." Which, again: something that I - and, I assume, you - did not want to know. It's great that Sting and Trudie, who are now - what? - somewhere in their AARP years, continue to maintain their tantric-sex-swingers-clubs-porn-as-art lifestyle, but do they really need to share the details? I wish that I were more enlightened, but I'm not: geezer sex - and especially patchouli-reek hippie geezer sex - just makes me a little bit queasy, and not in a good way.

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[Suzy Q]

When I first saw the headline of this entry, I immediately thought of some sort of disposable mattress pads for old people to use during sex.

Still and all, I have no desire to know ANYTHING more about Sting's sex life.