Nicole Kidman: I Am SO Not A Robot. No, Seriously.
(Though I played one at The Golden Compass premiere in Australia on Sunday:)
Beep boop boop boop beep beep!
I know the obvious thing to say here is what was she thinking? And at the risk of being uhhh obvious, seriously y'all, WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? I mean, beyond the whole confusing the present with 1977 and/or a B-grade 50s Sci-Fi flick a la Ed Wood thing. Maybe the Scientology brainwashing DID work? Xenu, anyone?
Kidmantron like you. Kidmantron kill you last.
The stringy-gaunt neck thing isn't helping matters, to be perfectly honest.
I mean, the woman is beautiful beyond all reason. So why? WHY?!?
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I wish I had an answer for you, but alas...there are just no words.
Posted by: Missie | December 18, 2007 at 10:10 AM
On someone else, I don't think it would be so hideous. I think it washes out her complexion. But I think Angelina could really rock it. It's obviously an unusual outfit, but I don't hate it so much.
Posted by: AmyC65 | December 18, 2007 at 10:22 AM
Kidmantron ... *snort*!
Posted by: Maxine Dangerous | December 18, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Perhaps she thought her gold suit would be too much, you know, Golden Compass and all. Maybe she thought her silver would complement the Compass.
Posted by: Kyla | December 18, 2007 at 11:02 AM
kyla: either that or she's all: IN YER FACE, *GOLDEN* COMPASS! YO MAMA!
snort.
Posted by: sweetney | December 18, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Bad suit. Bad shiny suit! Get off Nicole right now!
On the plus side, at least her hair's a bit more red than blond.
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 18, 2007 at 01:00 PM
And that humidity is doing terrible things to her hair. She really should have just worn it up. Badness all around...
Posted by: Amanda | December 18, 2007 at 01:02 PM
Between this and that black see-through lace dress she wore recently, her fashion choices have become, er....less flattering of late. Let's hope she keeps the redness in her hair but backs off from metallics and see through-y things!
Posted by: Liana | December 18, 2007 at 01:18 PM
The outfit is horrid. HORRID. But my heart pains for her re: Humidity hair. Mine does the same damn thing at the slightest hint of moisture. Hate.
Posted by: missbanshee | December 18, 2007 at 01:43 PM
She says "I AM SO NOT A ROBOT" get it? Thats why she's wearing the silver suit! She's not doing a fashion show!
Posted by: emma | December 18, 2007 at 06:28 PM
Let's remember, ladies, that she does live in Nashville nowadays. Perhaps those flashy ladies are rubbing off on her. Too bad.
Remember Nicole Kidman when she first started in movies? Her hair is naturally curly - she had tons of gorgeous ringlets. Perhaps she should let it be natural, curly (AND RED!) again...especially in humid Australia.
Posted by: DianaCLT | December 19, 2007 at 12:10 AM