Mama Likes The Dirty, Dirty Boys
Is it wrong that I find Gerard Butler, in this picture, unspeakably hot?
Okay, I find Gerard Butler unspeakably hot most of the time, but this particular image of him - flipping off some paparazzo on New Year's Eve is particularly yummy. There's just something about a slightly angry, slightly unkempt hot man expressing his frustration with the world that gets me going.
(Sadly, that principle applies itself only variably to my husband, who, although undeniably hot and certainly of equal or superior man-quality to Gerard Butler, more often than not fails to excite me with his petty frustrations, if only because they are, to my mind, petty, whereas Gerard Butler's frustrations are, I'm sure, of a more exotic order - involving paparazzi or war-hungry Spartans - and so more likely to excite lust than eye-rolling. Such are the vagaries of modern marriage. Which is why they invented celebri-hotties like Gerard Butler - to stoke the imaginations of happily married but bored mothers.
Sometimes I am such a cliche that I just want to vomit into my KitchenAid Artisan Mixer.)
Where was I? Right. Gerard Butler all angry, flexing his middle finger: HOT.
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I found him totally hot in ghoul makeup and a mask in "Phantom of the Opera" so maybe I'm a wee bit biased.
That said? HOT.
Posted by: missbanshee | January 02, 2008 at 11:02 AM
This post could not have come at a better time for me. I am totally engrossed in watching the HBO series OZ for several reasons: 1- it is AWSOME. 2- tons of cute butts and front views of cut and sexy men and 3-(the most distressing) I totally have a crush on one of the characters...Ryan O'Riely played by Dean Winters. I can't explain it but I loooove him in the show. Now he is a dirty dirty boy (picturing him in the show, possibly without clothing and sigh) and yes I know it is crazy.
Posted by: LauraJT77 | January 02, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Laura. Dude. Wait till you see Christopher Meloni (Elliot on Law and Order SVU) completely without clothing and...well...Lord...VERY WELL BLESSED BY THE PENIS FAIRY. You'll never watch L&O the same way again.
Posted by: missbanshee | January 02, 2008 at 01:09 PM
WHAT?!?! Where do I get to see Christopher Meloni completely nekkid? WHERE?!?!?!?! I wanna see!!!!!!! NOW!
Posted by: DianaCLT | January 02, 2008 at 01:15 PM
Totally saw it. BTW Chris is totally cut in that show he is so cute. You are right about his willie but i have to say my secret BF Ryan O'Riely is more blessed... so much so in fact my mother even commented on it.
Posted by: LauraJT77 | January 02, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Diaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana! Hie thee to Netflix and get thyself OZ season one through eleventy. Boyfriend NEVER wears clothing. Ahem. Very blessed, that boy. (Ryan is quite blessed himself, yes. YES.)
Posted by: missbanshee | January 02, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Wow. I didn't want to see OZ because I know Meloni is soo bad in it and I like him good. I guess I will have to watch it after all.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | January 02, 2008 at 03:53 PM
Amen! (I was going to say something more, umm, intelligent but I keep getting distracted by the Gerard Butler pic.
Posted by: jenn | January 02, 2008 at 05:46 PM
Just watched him in PS I Love You, totally in love with him now! Thanks for the pic!
Posted by: kobri | January 02, 2008 at 08:21 PM
'VERY WELL BLESSED BY THE PENIS FAIRY'
lmfao.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | January 03, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Getting distracted thinking about the men of OZ (and their blessings).....sigh and blush.
Posted by: LauraJT77 | January 03, 2008 at 10:18 AM
Christopher Melloni was in OZ? I had no freaking idea! Aaaack! What planet am I on?!? Do I not live in Southern California - land of all things entertainment?!? I feel so let down....
So glad my hubby thinks this is just some silly website. I'd hate for him to know how much I'm drooling over the IDEA of seeing CM's well-endowed manhood! Hee hee!
Posted by: DianaCLT | January 04, 2008 at 02:04 AM