Posh Offsets Husband's Insane Carbon Footprint With Recycled Penny Costume
Clanking around in Nicole Kidman's robotic footprints backstage after a Spice Girls show, Victoria Beckham set to demonstrating her efforts to offset her husband's huuuuge . . . carbon footprint. By wearing scrap metal!
Fox Sports reports that David Beckham has the most gigantic carbon footprint of any human being on the entire planet, ever, and maybe a couple of volcanos, too. Between earning a gazillion frequent flier miles traveling around for games and endorsement deals and whatnot, all the while nurturing a fleet of giant SUV's (to haul around the world's itty-bittiest wife), Beckham spews a record 163 tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere each year.
I myself, as an extremely average American, am said to contribute about 7.8 tons. Good lord, where does it all come from? I mean, I stopped smoking years ago.
Anyway, Posh looks nice, don't you think? In an animatronic gladiator sort of way.
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Posted by Mrs. Kennedy on January 25, 2008 in Celebrities
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Considering he has a tractor pipe in his pants I'm surprised his C-footprint isn't larger. Tractors to let off a LOT of emissions.
Posted by: b | January 25, 2008 at 03:40 PM
Zing!
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | January 25, 2008 at 04:41 PM
b, that's funny! Good call!
Posted by: carpot | January 25, 2008 at 04:58 PM
Does anyone else think that Eva is channeling Princess Leia in that outfit?
Sorry...that has nothing to do with Posh...David...or tractor pipes.
Posted by: jp | January 25, 2008 at 06:32 PM
I swear, it's like Princess Leia and C3PO in that picture.
I'll go away now.
Posted by: jp | January 25, 2008 at 06:34 PM
You're right, it's totally C3P0, I got thrown by the toga vibe coming off the Princess. But Posh's sandals are still kind of Gluteus Maximus.
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | January 25, 2008 at 07:04 PM
Best Post Title EVER! Love it :)
Posted by: Liana | January 25, 2008 at 07:32 PM
I think if I met Posh in that costume, the first thing I'd have to do is poke the tops of her boobs with a finger. I have this thing about muffin tops.
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 25, 2008 at 08:24 PM
The REAL tragedy in this picture is Eva's hair. What The Feck?
Posted by: rhi | January 27, 2008 at 05:58 PM
i would have to poke her boobs too.
Posted by: jenB | January 27, 2008 at 06:18 PM
Pop! Hisssssss...
Posted by: Jennfer L. | January 28, 2008 at 09:56 AM
If the SUVs are for transporting HER around, then isn't the "carbon footprint" from those SUVs half hers? And according to the linked article Posh did a heckuva lot of flying (and thus burning of fossil fuels), too.
Posted by: Margie | January 28, 2008 at 04:35 PM