The Golden Globes, Remember Them?
I know, me neither, but here's a link to a list of the winners, and by "winner" I mean talented artist who has to dig her gold-plated statue out of three-jillion staticky packing peanuts that are all clinging to the sleeves of her dirty bathrobe while the guy who bestowed all this glory upon her sprints back to his truck in his tight brown shorts.
Speaking of shorts, here's a picture of Britney Spears:
Ms. Spears was shopping in L.A. over the weekend, having thoughtfully chosen a top that would coordinate with her Dr. Pepper. What's wrong with me that the thing that shocked me most about this photo wasn't the Daisy Dukes, or the chipped and bitten-down nails, or the fact that she's bravely out and about in a Cher-length wig while every grocery store check-out magazine rack in the country is stocked with wild-eyed photos of her crumbling life, but the fact that she's drinking full-sugar soda.
I do admire Southern girls, they are fearless.
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Posted by Mrs. Kennedy on January 14, 2008 in Awards Shows
, Celebrities
, Photo Op
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I love how the woman behind Britney seems to have quite the opinion about those short shorts.
Me, I'm just glad she's actually wearing a top AND bottoms AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Clearly, a step in the right direction for Britney, if only in the self-clothing arena.
Posted by: Liana | January 14, 2008 at 02:29 PM
Girl's got a nice booty and a few extra pounds didn't hurt. Yay, it's Say Positive Things About Britney Day!
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | January 14, 2008 at 02:43 PM
OK, most Southern girls I grew up with would not be caught DEAD in that outfit.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | January 14, 2008 at 03:20 PM
Isn't it COLD in LA?
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 14, 2008 at 03:52 PM
Well, it's warm-ish, as long as you stay in the sun and wear a flannel bra.
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | January 14, 2008 at 04:01 PM
HOW DOES SHE NOT HAVE STRETCH MARKS? I know she supposedly had a tummy tuck after the second boy was born but can they really do that? Make it all smooth? Or is she one of those demonic beings that just never gets stretch marks? God, I hate everyone.
Posted by: kdiddy | January 14, 2008 at 06:43 PM
"thoughtfully chosen a top that would coordinate with her Dr. Pepper" -- Mrs. Kennedy shoots, she SCOOOOOOOOORES!
Posted by: sweetney | January 14, 2008 at 07:15 PM
I agree with Sweetney. I snorted so hard, I think a little snot came out... ;)
Posted by: DianaCLT | January 14, 2008 at 09:53 PM