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Friday Eye Candy: Catherine Edition

Continuing the theme of who the Mamapop betches love to love long time, here's a list of the sexy studs and hotties Catherine would beat us all up for. And I'd like to point out that all the things said about these hotties from here on out? They're in Catherine's words. Because hers are so much better than mine!

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Ewan McGregor (Obi-wan-keHOTTIE. The Force is with that one.)

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Every Lost dude who is not Ben, but especially Sayid and Sawyer. (loves me the bad boys.)

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Benicio del Toro (is that weird?)

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Alan Rickman (that IS weird, I know, but still. The VOICE)

John_krasinski
John Krasinski (the cute-geek thing. You know, where you think, 'I could totally get that guy, and he'd, like, totally treat me right.' Until, you know, the bad boy comes along.)

Spike
Pretty much any hottie who was ever on Buffy and/or Angel (especially Spike, but including Wesley, if I were drunk. Ish)

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Nathan Fillion (rwarr)

John_stewart
Jon Stewart (and if I could have a Stewart/Colbert sandwich, I'd do that shiz)

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Jason Bateman

Javier_bardem
Javier Bardem.

Girl crush version: even tho' I don't swing that way, either, I could be talked into:

Angelina_jolie
Angelina

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Isabella Rosellini

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Catherine Keener.

Maybe also:

Gina_torres
Gina Torres (Angel/Firefly). Maybe it wouldn't require much talking, depending upon the amount of liquor involved.

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