Jeff and Vikki: Making Me Vomit Since Early 2008.

Take a good look at this couple:

And just in case you're not yet clear on why I feel nauseous, watch this:

Now. Perhaps you'll understand when I tell you that when I saw this bullshit, I almost upchucked my frozen pizza.

As far as Celebrity Rehab goes guys! IT'S A SHOW...! Jeff and I are actors and as actors we make choices. Without these choices there would be no show. Glad we could entertain you. Thank you for the love mail and sympathy. Jeff has had four major back operations in the last three months and it's been a difficult time but he is maintaining sobriety and we will be performing our single on various talk shows in the next couple weeks. Enjoy!

BULLSHIT.  First of all, Vikki's no actor.  Second of all, my huge crush on Kenickie aside, Jeff Conaway's not much of an actor either.  And the horror that's gone on with Jeff on that show?  He couldn't have acted that.

So, no, Vikki, I will not enjoy.  I will not enjoy your atrocious single, I will not enjoy your gross pictures, and I will not enjoy your "acting" like a codependent, emotionally abusive assnugget on Celebrity Rehab.  And you can't make me.  How about you enjoy some therapy?  Or at least some laryngitis?

Comments

[missbanshee]

Word. She can enjoy my fist in her face anytime, as well.

[Wubbie]

Glad to see I'm not the only person she makes sick. She's disgusting.

[Kate]

Ironically, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew is like crack to me. I can't stop watching! I want a new episode every day! (Did anyone else start cheering when Jeff started dancing in group? No? Only me? Uhh...)

Anyway, Vikki is a sick, sick individual. I wish he'd break up with her for good.

[Keli]

I threw things at the television when she brought the vodka into rehab. Then, in the middle of the next day at work, my friend called me and started screaming about it on the phone.

Vikki-hate aside, it looks like Jeff is still maintaining his sobriety. Fingers crossed!

http://orum.tmz.com/2008/02/06/brace-yourself-for-jeff-conaway/

[sweetney]

i love missbanshee. that is all.

[BaltimoreGal]

?Their single?
I hate her. Can you say gold digger?
And who carries vodka in a water bottle, much less to someone's rehab? This isn't high school.

[Angela]

Missbanshee, I just smooched my monitor. ILU.

[Maxine Dangerous]

Wow. That was ... wow. Look up enabler in the dictionary and lo and behold ... it's the Vickster.

[margemayhem]

OMG, I hate her too!

And I now love missbanshee too.