Cultural Learnings Of John Mayer For Make Benefit Glorious Intarwebs

What am I supposed to say about this? It's no 'Intense Lemur,' but it is, I would venture, equally riveting.

Actually, now that I think about it, maybe this image is the cause of Intense Lemur's crazy eye buggage. Except that Intense Lemur, being a jungle-dweller, was likely not a passenger on the good ship Neon Schlong (Port of Kazakhstan), where this picture was taken. So it must have been something or someone else that made his eyes bug out. Like the real Borat, maybe, or Pam Anderson with day-glo spinner pasties, maybe. Or both. Or whoever else might have been flashing their parts out in the darker corners of Madagascar. Which could be anybody, when you think about it.

Whatever. My eyes hurt already, and I've only been looking at this picture for, like, twenty minutes. I've been trying to figure out if neon green banana-hammocks enhance or detract from the male form, and if - in either case - they are harbingers of some looming evil. Am still undecided.

Neon banana-hammocks: fun party gimmick, or sign of the coming apocalypse? Discuss below.

(Thanks to Jana for spreading the joy. Or the evil. Whatever. She got the story here.)

Comments

[Mouse]

I can't help but stare. Mostly I'm trying to figure out what exactly is holding it on (check that, I probably don't want to know). The tan lines are also distracting.

[b]

these are gross. ew. ew. I blame Heidi Klumb for telling the world she was attracted to Seal's package. Now men across the world thing we women are as enraptured by their boy parts as they are.

Again, for clarification, EW.

[Jennifer]

"Yes! I'm bigger than Nick Lachey!"

[BOSSY]

"Look ma, no hands!"

[Her Bad Mother]

It's the pubes that make it most disturbing, I've decided. That, or the question of what it is that's going on in the back. *shudder*

[Jana]

That's sautéed in wrong sauce.

(The kind of sauce that you can't help but lick off your fingers.)

[Suzy Q]

John Mayer + thong = ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!

[kittenpie]

seriously, no one could look good in that. Not even Matt Damon.

[DianaCLT]

Her Bad Mother - once again you took the words right out of my brain. The PUBES! ACK! Not that I'd feel any better if he'd shaved his nether-regions, but still....(vomiting in mouth).

On a bright side, and I don't mean his butt-flossed BACKside...at least this shows he has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself.

[Mintea]

Damn, he's off my hot list now.