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What am I supposed to say about this? It's no 'Intense Lemur,' but it is, I would venture, equally riveting.

Actually, now that I think about it, maybe this image is the cause of Intense Lemur's crazy eye buggage. Except that Intense Lemur, being a jungle-dweller, was likely not a passenger on the good ship Neon Schlong (Port of Kazakhstan), where this picture was taken. So it must have been something or someone else that made his eyes bug out. Like the real Borat, maybe, or Pam Anderson with day-glo spinner pasties, maybe. Or both. Or whoever else might have been flashing their parts out in the darker corners of Madagascar. Which could be anybody, when you think about it.

Whatever. My eyes hurt already, and I've only been looking at this picture for, like, twenty minutes. I've been trying to figure out if neon green banana-hammocks enhance or detract from the male form, and if - in either case - they are harbingers of some looming evil. Am still undecided.

Neon banana-hammocks: fun party gimmick, or sign of the coming apocalypse? Discuss below.

(Thanks to Jana for spreading the joy. Or the evil. Whatever. She got the story here.)