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Matthew McConaughey's The One

As penance for the terrible, nightmare-inducing Partridge-Family-cum-Hobbit-Porn monstrosity that I foisted upon you yesterday, I present one delicious, palate-cleansing piece of video-truffle, starring Matthew McConaughey, mostly clothed but eventually not.

(Not a Matthew McConaughey fan? Not a problem. Just squint a little - not too hard, you don't want to miss the slo-mo tuxedoed Walk of Orgasm - for the first 45 seconds and you can pretend that it's Daniel Craig. That's what I did.)

VIDEO after the jump...

Hubba-hubba. RRWWARRR. (*falls over drooling*)





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Suzy Q

Oh, holy fuck, that's good.

*shorts out keybord with drool*

Amy H

Consider yourself redeemed! :-)

amy

Wow, thank you. Just thank you.

Robyn G

All is forgiven, Catherine.

Tam.

Mmmmm, I dunno. I keep hearing that he smells bad... lol..

BaltimoreGal

I forgive, but I do not forget. Thank you!!!

tvaddict

Yum, Yum, Yum!!!

mrsgryphon

ooooooo, that was lovely. Thank you! I shall bookmark this post for future reference.

Elizabeth

That was very, very nice. Matthew's going right back on my List of Five.

Miss Britt

NO LONGER AVAILABLE!!

arghhh





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