Star Says Britney Married Adnan in Mexico

Oh, GROSS.

Star is reporting that Britney Spears married Adnan Ghalib (for those of you having as much difficulty following along as I am, that's the paparazzi dude) and his completely unacceptable facial hair while they vacationed in Mexico in January.  They say they've got a source who's seen documentation of this unholy union. Gatecrasher talked with Star editor Candace Trunzo, who said: "Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist."

Can you imagine waking up next to that awful goatee?  I feel a little queasy right now.  But also... WHAT?  How did she marry this guy and then end up with Lutfi taking total control of her life?  Where has the "husband" been through all the legal wrangling between Sam and the Spearses?  Wouldn't a spouse be the one assumed to be able to make medical decisions? And, uh, there's that small matter of him being married already... I AM SO CONFUSED.

Comments

[Suzy Q]

GAWD. I'm gonna throw up. I am SO sick of this girl.

[Kim]

I thought he was married?

[Sils]

Well, thank god it can't be legal. I mean, all she needs is to have to settle a divorce with him.

[JP]

At least she'd have a case for an annullment for mental instability. That's been proven.

[Emily]

Can we talk about Jamie Lynn and Casey moving into a double-wide? Is that a joke?