Mimi, You Be Nice to Kenneth!

I was pretty much done with Mariah Carey after she went through that period of getting three minutes of sleep a night and then babbling like a cracked-out chipmunk that's been given a pair of giant ceremonial scissors to open a new Circuit City. Because I thought if we all stopped paying attention maybe she'd hire a personal assistant who'd run her a nice hot bath and unplug her phone for seven years.

Well, it worked! Mimi drank some chamomile tea and took a nice long nap and then got up in time for 30 Rock and loved it so much she got Kenneth the intern page to be in her new video! The song sounds like generic top 40 that will make her another million bucks and her outfits should be shipped back to the schoolgirl fantasy catalog warehouse, but Kenneth wearing a Viking helmet and serenading her on air guitar, well! It won't make me like the song any better, but as long as she doesn't get him into trouble with his church, it's all good.

Comments

[Jennifer]

Well that was awkward...

[Suzy Q]

Kenneth is a page, not an intern. Just sayin'.

Mariah should go take another long nap.

[Tamara]

That song is embarrassingly bad. I love where she sings, "If I see it on Youtube [the sex video] I will hunt you down." Snort.