Duelling Giant Neck Accessories!
Gwyneth: I look nice in pink. This bow is not about to eat my head.
Lindsay: I'm so glad I went back to brown hair. My flower is much smaller and more like a ragged, labial sea creature than that thing on Paltrow's chest. What's she supposed to be, a birthday present?
Gwyneth: I can do no wrong in pink. Pink doesn't ask you to bathe in self-tanning gel so that your skin matches your shoes. No, pink is forgiving.
Lindsay: Fuck you. Green is hot.
Gwyneth: Green makes you look like a two-month-old corpse that's been abandoned in a dumpster. Pink makes you look young and fresh and alive!
Lindsay: Are you comparing me to an abandoned corpse?
Gwyneth: You're the one who's been emptying trash at the morgue, not me.
Lindsay: Christ, you're a bitch.
Gwyneth: I feel so pretty!
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Posted by Mrs. Kennedy on February 14, 2008 in Awards Shows
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my god, I hate both of those dresses and those shoes. ick x 1000
Posted by: kdiddy | February 14, 2008 at 11:09 AM
What Kelly said. Horrid.
I mean, Gwyneth's face looks prettier...but Lindsay's also got a weird facial expression going on.
Below the neck, decent legs notwithstanding, neither one wins.
Posted by: Liana | February 14, 2008 at 11:26 AM
WTF is up with Gwen's shoes? It looks like she has ace bandages wrapped around each foot.
Posted by: Hot Librarian | February 14, 2008 at 11:30 AM
The dresses are horrid, and so does the faux-tan, but at least you can't see Lindsay's clavicle any more. She's looking healthier, like she's eating.
Posted by: JP | February 14, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Does Gywennie take the hideous bow off to cover her ass when she tries to sit in that dress?
Posted by: Trish | February 14, 2008 at 06:02 PM
LABIAL SEA CREATURE.
I need to use that, somehow.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | February 15, 2008 at 05:57 PM