Who's Been Having Some Sex In The City?

I've had a crush on Kyle MacLachlan since he found that ear and got seduced by Isabella Rossellini (who, btw, is my biggest all-time girl crush) in David Lynch's Blue Velvet. And then? Twin Peaks? I would totally have made him some cherry pie, and I would have kicked Lara Flynn Boyle on her skinny, pre-Botox ass to do it. I was a bit  meh about him in Sex and the City, but that had more to do with his whiny, frigid mommy-suck-up character - and my own ambivalence about that show in general - than with his indisputably inherent hotness. Anyhoo.

I never did get to have sex with him - because, you know, that whole star-f*cking thing never seems to go anywhere for me - and so it is that he has managed to go and impregnate someone else.

Page Six is reporting that he's gone and knocked up his wife, Project Runway executive producer and Full Picture president Desiree Gruber (that's a kind of Lynch-ian name, no?)

I suppose that I'm happy for him. I mean, I can't have expected him to remain celibate for me all this time, right? Especially seeing as I'm happily married, with child, and be-fetused for the second time and all. It's good that he moved on, really it is.

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[BaltimoreGal]

"Be-fetused" is a new one. Talk about Lynch-ian!