You Totally Can Make This Stuff Up: Probably Fake Gossip Items
Too good to be true, too awesome not to recklessly spread across the Internets:
The bionic couple! Spencer Pratt is considering calf implants.
Ashlee Simpson joins the unwed baby mama train that is like, soooo hott this year.
Charlie Sheen is gonna kick Ryan Seacrest's ass because of his involvement in Denise Richard's reality show.
Crack Pipe Chic! Amy Winehouse is in talks to launch her own cosmetics and fashion lines.
The New Kids on the Block are in NYC right now getting promotional photos taken for the reunion tour that is so not happening yes it is no it's not yes for sure!
Brittany Murphy is a peanut butter sandbitch.
A new reality show for Paris Hilton: "The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend. Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust." Oh my gawd.
Jessica Simpson is about to get dropped by her record label because America is over her. This one could be true, because look! The Ashlee item got put above the fold and poor Jessica is all the way down here. Woe!
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Oh dude, I'll SO not be surprised if Spencer Pratt gets calf implants. In fact, that's one of the few items I think could actually be true! MAN, I can't stand that kid.
Posted by: Liana | February 26, 2008 at 01:12 PM
At least SOMEONE will kick Ryan Seacrest's ass- I've never taken Charlie Sheen's side before but there's always a first time I guess.
I had hopes for Gary Busey on the Oscars Red Carpet but they came to naught- Cate Blanchett should have killed him that night when he basically said how huge she was.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | February 26, 2008 at 02:20 PM
Dude, Ashlee's knocked up AND the New Kids are getting back together? I can now die a happy women!
Posted by: Isabel | February 26, 2008 at 06:14 PM
Hold on a minute! When did Busey say that horrible crap about Cate Blanchett?!? I thought the only dumb-ass thing he did that night was suck on Jennifer Garner's neck!?! Let's hang the asshole! Cate looks fabulous, especially for being as far along as she is!
Posted by: DianaCLT | February 26, 2008 at 07:25 PM
Oh I am so sorry I meant that i had hopes for Busey kicking Seacrest's ass. Seacrest said those things about Cate. In retrospect it looks confusing.
He did that after asked Jessica Alba if she was going to breastfeed. Seacrest should be drawn and quartered, seriously.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | February 27, 2008 at 12:12 PM