Adam Carolla: Same Jackass, New Outfit

On last night's Dancing With the Stars, Adam Carolla called Carrie Ann Inaba a bitch for giving him the low score of 5 after he butchered the foxtrot.
Now, I'm not going to get all sensitive and whiny PC feminist because he did seem to be joking and I know any kind of female indignation will just give him a regular Juggy Dancer stiffy. Besides...

Adam Carolla's resume up to this point includes such positions as "shock jock, not as funny or influential as Howard Stern," "TV sex therapist not as smart as Dr. Drew," "Man Show host not as clever as Jimmy Kimmel," and now "Dancing With the Stars contestant not as lightfooted as Heather Mills." His objective has apparently never changed from "be a low-rent hack with pretty much no talent or redeeming qualities but manage to be one of those 'celebrities' that never seems to stray from some sort of spotlight because my friends find my stupidity somewhat endearing and they don't want to support my useless ass if I happen to become unemployed, and hopefully this ballroom dancing thing will pan out." And who am I to poop on someone's success?

Comments

[cindy w]

I didn't see the show but happened to catch about 5 minutes of his radio show in the car this morning, and he claims that he actually said "Mitch" to his agent who was yelling something from offstage. No idea if that's true or if he's just backpedaling, but you know, there it is.

[chatty cricket]

LOL, way to circumvent the PC Feminist reaction!!

[BaltimoreGal]

I don't like a lot of things he does but sometimes he's quite funny, I think. Funnier than Jimmy Kimmel, I think.

[dee]

I was at the taping of the show (sorry I had to tell someone) and he was truly horrible. Which is a huge bummer because I love Julianne and don't want to see her go.

Anyways, they were signaling us to laugh after his "witty" comments. I have to say I found Penn to be much more entertaining.

[Robin]

As longterm fans of Carolla, we were disheartened that he decided to do this show. All he does is bash reality tv on his show, bash Oprah, etc. We aren't watching it or listening to him anymore.