Heather Mills Will Not Go Gently Into that Good Night

The Daily Mail reports that Heather Mills hired forensic accountants to prove that ex-husband Paul McCartney is, in fact, worth over $1 billion, not the paltry $800 million that Paul claimed during their divorce.

Of course, the more pressing question here is...what the hell is that mess that Heather is wearing in this picture?

I must say that I have little to no sympathy for Heather, especially when she claims that she simply can not care for their daughter Beatrice on $70,000 a year. I mean, there are a lot of mamas in the world that can't even feed their kids every day, Heather. I think you'll be alright.

I think if Heather just came out and said, "Hey, he didn't want a pre-nup, so we're to be considered equal in this marriage and I just want my half, goddammit," then the whole thing would be much less icky. But trying to act like their 4-year-old daughter is the one who needs millions of dollars is just tacky.

I'm also very aware that the fact that Heather is going after Paul McCartney adds a whole other dimension to the situation. Paul was, after all, a Beatle and well, frankly, you can't really mess with the Beatles. For most people it's like sucker-punching the Dalai Lama.

I'm sure Heather knew that there was never going to be a way that she would appear to be the sympathetic party in this whole sordid affair, but she could at least act like she's not so...possessed.

Comments

[jay]

Thank you for finally saying something about that "outfit"...I mean, what the hell? Who makes crap like that?! As the Project Runway judges would say, it looks a little home-sewn. I hope that bajillion she gets includes a shopping allowance for something pretty to wear.

I still can't believe she's working this mess. It's Paul McCartney. He's not my favorite Beatle, but yes, he's a Beatle. He's a SIR. It's like she's trying to get kicked out of the country for being an idiot or something.

[Sister Honey Bunch]

Wow, with that outfit. I can't quite figure it out, but hello, fuh-reaky.

[cindy w]

It's not just $70K a year for their daughter, it's $70K *after* Paul pays for all of her school tuition and nannies too. So she can't afford food and clothes on 70 grand? The hell??

His kids warned him not to marry her in the first place. How many "I told you so"s do you think he's had to endure so far?

[veronica]

Glad I'm not alone in the "WTF is she wearing" camp. Those look like "mom jeans" she has on...and it's a pretty good rule of thumb to stay awy from any fashion trend that has been openly mocked on SNL!

[DianaCLT]

Heather? The 1970s called and wants its outfit back.

It was bad then, and much worse now!

She's obviously saving a fortune on clothing, wearing this outdated shit. Why can't she put the money she would have spent on her own wardrobe, toward her daughter's wardrobe needs?

[chelle]

Well, this IS the woman who poured water on Paul's attorney's HEAD so are we really surprised that she doesn't have the sense to just pick ONE suit to wear at a time? God, she's such Hot Mess.

[Meaghan]

Ok, srsly.

That outfit is called Bitchtor Bitchtoria.

She's like the evil witch version of the sweet and kind Julie Andrews.

Someone pour water on her.

[Lindsay]

Disco Fevah! It's like she's wearing Tony Manero's Saturday Night Fever suit in denim.

[chatty cricket]

Maybe she'll blow all $30 million she received as part of the settlement on this forensic accountant?

Heather: Take your Money and Go. Go Now. Don't Talk. Go.

[Suzy Q]

I can explain the outfit. Her behavior, not so much.

She's dressed for her job interview as Rodeo Clown #3.

[Teri]

Do you remember Kathy Griffin's bit about Anna Nicole Smith earning every penny after the millionaire she married died? That's how I feel about Heather. Paul McCartney is ANCIENT, and I can only imagine what that boner must have looked like. And she let it in, unprotected. "Just give it to her, I don't want to argue about it anymore!"

[kdiddy]

"That outfit is called Bitchtor Bitchtoria."

Meaghan, you are my personal hero.

[Sils]

Is that LEATHER?

Is Stella McCartney hiring a hitman yet?

[jen from boston]

skating very close to "The Texas Tuxedo".

(no offense to Texas)

[jamiegp]

To me that outfit reminds me of Dave Chapelle saying, "I'm rich, bitch." In other words -- she could give a shit what you think!

I was going to screed about how I could give a shit about the Paul of the last 20 years -- but just got caught up in how sad it was I could remember Dave Chapelle's name and had to IMDB it off of Block Party. I mean, seriously, Dave... you a funny bitch. Need you be so stingy with rolling out some awesome?

[Katie Kat]

I don't think there are words for how disgusted I am. Seriously, is she THAT evil? Whatever Heather. When was the last time you EARNED any of the money Paul MADE in his illustrious career?