Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt On The Outs?!? PLEASE?!?

(And yes, that DID require that level of excessive punctuation.)

Oh please let this be true! Oh please oh please oh please...

US Magazine is reporting that Heidi and Spencer may soon be splitsville! Dreams DO come true!

Apparently, in addition to his day job being a complete and total douchebag of epic proportions, Spencer also moonlights as a Cheaty McCheaterpants. WOW, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED? COULDN'T HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING. SHOCKING. (snort) (rolls eyes)

The still painfully deluded Heidi tell US:

"Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs this past year...I've definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I've never had a boyfriend do this to me."

She adds, "Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat."

Pratt, for his part, tells Us, "We're definitely on a roller coaster. I'm not too happy about a lot of things."

Say it with me: Oh shut up, Spencer.

ANYWAY, I don't know how you feel about all this, but personally I don't think it could've happened to a better couple.

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Comments

[Liana]

But...but I don't get it!! Surely a couple wherein the guy is proud of the girl for getting a nose and boob job is going to be together for eternity!
*blech*
I could go on but I'll save it. For now.

[Cheryl]

She looks just like a Barbie doll in that pose in the above pic. I'm glad this faux-relationship can stop now.

[Amy H]

Maybe she should go back and watch The Hills episode where he discuss his "Heidi" phone and his other phone. You know, so she doesn't see all the calls he makes/gets from other women. Oh, or the episode where he totally hits on Audrina and lies to Heidi about it. OR! OR! Any of the episodes when she comes home from work and he is in the apartment just sitting on the couch. With his big teeth.

gross.

[Kim]

When I saw "outs" in the headline I was hoping it meant kicked "outs" of the country and therefore not able to burn my retinas anymore.

[Amy]

Best news I've heard all day. Woo Hoo!

[Suzy Q]

So, who's the unlucky guy Spencer's douching now?

I have a bad feeling this "breakup" is all for publicity and they'll be back squicking us out with more faux photo ops WAY too soon.

Yeah, I'm a pessimist.

[MissEmish]

gawd these two deserve each other. Well that and, I believe every single MOMENT of their relationship is fake, from the gaggingly saccrine romantic gestures to the betrayals. However, I somehow still am watching. LE sigh.

[kelly]

If these two kids can't make it work, who can?

[sweetney]

Cheryl: good call on the barbie-ness.

and Kim: FINGERS CROSSED!