Heidi Montag's New "Single" That Claims To Be "Music"
Wait -- is it 1988 and not 2008? I ask only because if one were using Heidi Montag's latest musical abomination, "No More," as a means by which to gage one's location on the space-time continuum, I'm thinking the 80s might be a fine guess. And I say that cruelly, mockingly, and with visible disdain and eye-rolling. LOTS AND LOTS OF EYE-ROLLING.
People -- who got their hands on a copy of the "song" and have it available for your listening displeasure -- report on this fresh hell:
The song (listen to it below) is available digitally March 25 — the day after The Hills returns to television. In the airy pop song, Montag, with a little bit of vocoder assistance, sings about a broken relationship (possibly alluding to trouble with her fiancé, manager and music video director Spencer Pratt), intoning, “I bet you wish you had my love again/ I bet you wish you never made that decision” over a drizzly keyboard line.
Go here to behold with your own ears THE HORROR.
Seriously, if you ever meet anyone who actually spent hard-earned greenbacks to purchase one of her songs, will you please do me a great favor and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE? Thanks.
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I guess she at least got something right this time with the title...NO MORE!!! PLEASE NO MORE!!
Posted by: Faith | March 25, 2008 at 12:59 PM
"with a little bit of vocoder assistance"..
I originally read that as, "with a little bit of Vicodin assistance", and thought, "Gee, how appropriate."
Posted by: Missie | March 27, 2008 at 07:15 PM