Holy!
Paris Hilton purchased her own personal guru over the weekend!
The two were spotted in Los Angeles browsing for trinkets and enlightenment at the venerable Bodhi Tree bookstore before moving on to the Urth Cafe for tea and shaktipat.
Fortunately for the balance of the universe this is sort of a hoax? I hope. Because the man she's chosen as her spiritual leader is an actor named Maxie Santillan. I mean, I guess you can be in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie and offer valid metaphysical guidance to a trampy heiress.
After the jump, put your hands on your computer screen and feel the charisma oozing out of his MySpace page!
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