Holy!
Paris Hilton purchased her own personal guru over the weekend!
The two were spotted in Los Angeles browsing for trinkets and enlightenment at the venerable Bodhi Tree bookstore before moving on to the Urth Cafe for tea and shaktipat.
Fortunately for the balance of the universe this is sort of a hoax? I hope. Because the man she's chosen as her spiritual leader is an actor named Maxie Santillan. I mean, I guess you can be in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie and offer valid metaphysical guidance to a trampy heiress.
After the jump, put your hands on your computer screen and feel the charisma oozing out of his MySpace page!
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Posted by Mrs. Kennedy on March 6, 2008 in Celebrities
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That bastion of truth tmz.com also confirmed he was an actor. in fact, he was in pirates of the Caribbean. dunno which one. WACK jobs!
Posted by: jenB | March 06, 2008 at 12:27 PM
It was Curse of the Black Pearl, but honestly I thought SpongeBob made the whole thing funnier so I went with it.
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | March 06, 2008 at 01:07 PM
In reading around, it appears this is part of a prank for Ashton Kutcher's new show that pranks media & paparazzi.
Posted by: Kirsten | March 06, 2008 at 01:12 PM
I got punked by Ashton Kutcher! Awesome.
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | March 06, 2008 at 01:46 PM
He looks like the hippie from "That 70's Show"!! At least he shows some versatility in historical fiction acting...
Posted by: Jennifer | March 06, 2008 at 03:33 PM