HULK NOT HAPPY ABOUT REPORT FROM PAGE SIX

March 17, 2008

HULK NOT HAPPY ABOUT REPORT FROM NEW YORK POST GOSSIP COLUMN SAYING EDWARD NORTON BEING DIFFICULT CONTROL FREAK DURING POST-PRODUCTION OF NEW HULK MOVIE!

UH-OH, NORTON TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE YOU! DUCK!!

HULK PREVIOUSLY SUPPORT NORTON AS EXCELLENT CHOICE TO PLAY BRUCE BANNER IN UPCOMING SUMMER HULK BLOCKBUSTER.

NORTON WRITE, PRODUCE, AND ACT IN MOVIE. THAT TOO MUCH WORK FOR ONE MAN! MAYBE NORTON THREATENING TO REFUSE TO PROMOTE FILM BECAUSE NORTON TIRED AND CRANKY. HULK UNDERSTAND. HULK OFTEN CRANKY. HULK TRY TO DIAL IT DOWN WITH YOGA AND CHAMOMILE TEA.

FORTUNATELY, HULK WATCH NEW TRAILER AND READ SCENE-BY-SCENE BREAKDOWN WITH DIRECTOR LOUIS LETERRIER AND HULK AGAIN TOTALLY STOKED!

SEXY TIM ROTH AS ABOMINATION, AFTER THE JUMP!

ALRIGHT, MAYBE MORE CONCERNED THAN SEXY, BUT STILL, NO SHIRT! HERE IS LINK TO TRAILER, HULK CAN'T FIND ONE TO EMBED HERE. HULK SORRY, BUT YOU WILL LIKE IT! SEXY EDWARD NORTON AND SEXY TIM ROTH, AND BIG, SCARY ACTION SEQUENCE AT THE END! LOOK OUT, BYSTANDERS, OR YOU WILL ACCIDENTALLY GET CRUSHED! GRRRR!

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Posted by Mrs. Kennedy on March 17, 2008 in Celeb News , Celebrities , Film , Merciless Killing Machines , Movies | Permalink | | | | |