J-Lo's Baby Pics, Now With More Art School Drop-Out Goodness

Having already indulged my rant about stories concerning her weight loss, I can now devote my attention to the more obviously news-worthy J-Lo story of the day: J-Lo's Babies Revealed To The World! You saw the cover yesterday; now see those babeez in all their binkylicious gloriousness!

(Note that, because these baby photos are worth more than the entire net worth that you will accumulate over the whole of your lifetime, times ten gajillion, they cannot be posted here directly. I can only provide you with a link to another site that has either paid a batrillion dollars for the right to do so, or - more likely - has done so illegitimately and so will be getting their asses sued off any minute now. I can, however, provide you with an artist's rendition - WORLD EXCLUSIVE - of said photos.)

Links and artwork after the jump...

Totally shady page that's about to get sued if it hasn't already with multiple photos HERE.

My rendition of the photos:

 

My rendition of the cover:

It's, like, an uncanny likeness, y'all. You won't be needing to go buy the mag now, for seriously. Unless, of course, you want to see the diamond inlay monograms on their binkies; that was too complicated a detail for me cuz, like, I only made through one art class. But still - my pics are a better value, no?