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Lou Pearlman Cut One...a Deal, That Is

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TMZ.com reports that the "genius" behind the Backstreet Boys and N*Sync cut a deal with prosecutors and will help to recover the HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS that he stole from investors and defrauding banks.

However, Pearlman is also being sued by Jabba the Hutt's morning bowel movement for impersonating it in both likeness and behavior.






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Liana

Kelly, you DO have a way with words, don't you? :) Awesome.

DianaCLT

"However, Pearlman is also being sued by Jabba the Hutt's morning bowel movement for impersonating it in both likeness and behavior."

What a visual! A VERY ACCURATE VISUAL!!!!

BaltimoreGal

EEW. And yet, appropriate.





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