Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Date Jerks Who Make Cellphone Porn
UPDATE: It's not Lohan in the video.
Recently photographed wearing a ring with cute girlfriend Samantha Ronson's initials on it, Lindsay Lohan is panicked, as any reasonable former blackout drinker would be, about a video that's finally surfaced of her possibly blowing some dude.
Well, if you squint it looks like LiLo, but if it's not her then it's some girl who's really grateful to look just enough like Lohan that she can say, "Nope, that's not me, that's Lindsay Lohan! And anyway, what kind of jackass makes cellphone porn videos? Hi, Mom!"
Blurry, somewhat NSFW screen shot after the jump.
Celebitchy quotes a gossip forum post that claims that Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Callum Best, took the video and sent it to some of his friends who are now trying to sell the video. Awesome, dickwad! Extra awesome because Linds allegedly doesn't remember it being filmed.
Let's hope that whoever the girl is, she had a good time, and that the jerk who's trying to sell that crap never gets laid again.
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Posted by Mrs. Kennedy on March 20, 2008 in Celeb News
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Honestly, from that picture it looks like it's her mother, Dina...
As for the first pic, am I the only one who thinks she looks like Marcia Cross?
Posted by: Nic | March 20, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Nic, yeah, she's doing that same thing with her mouth as Marcia Cross. But usually, no, I don't think she resembles her.
Posted by: AmyC65 | March 20, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Damn, she looks awful in that pic!
Posted by: San Francisco Photos | March 20, 2008 at 12:16 PM
I just think this is gross. Who finds this hot, honestly?
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | March 20, 2008 at 02:12 PM