Memo To Daily Mail: You Suck

The UK's Daily Mail has - and I am shocked that this was even possible - sunk even lower into the morass of shit-sucking misogynist bottom-feeders than did those asshats who made fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt's non-size-zero body not too long ago, by mocking pictures of Britney Spears' legs and expressing disgust over the fact that she has - gasp! - cellulite.

From the Daily Mail: "Britney Spears reveals her unsightly 'elephant legs'" - The troubled star revealed her bulky cellulite-riddled legs as she stepped out in hot pink cut-off shorts for an outing in LA yesterday...

 

She reportedly visited a liposuction specialist last year in an effort to banish the dreaded dimples on her thighs, but yesterday it was startling obvious it had little effect.

 

Because, you know, there's really nothing more disgusting than a woman with cellulite, is there? WHY DOESN'T SHE FIX THAT SHIT ALREADY!

Elephant legs? Seriously? What. Is. Wrongwiththesepeople? It's one thing to make fun of Britney for consistently forgetting to put on underpants. It's quite another to berate her for having thigh-padding that is exactly like - actually, probably smoother than - that of the thighs of 95% of grown women in the world.

If Britney's round, slightly dimpled 'elephant' thighs are an affront to the sensibilities of mankind, then I shudder to think of the damage to civilization that a published picture of my hippopotamus ass would do. Total, irrevocable decline, I'm guessing.

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[Sils]

Say what you want about Britney, she is generally very fit. I mean, she's short and therefore her muscles look bulky but look at the definition on those legs! It's insane!

Even very thin people have cellulite (Kate Moss, I'm lookin' at you) men (and women) need to get over it.

[Amalah]

This is so obviously a high-res camera with a very fast shutter speed that caught a bad shot (out of HUNDREDS, probably) while she's jogging on cement. Because the human form is not immune to things like force and gravity and all that.

I'm sorry Britney is not as entertaining these days, Daily Mail, now that she's not one drive to Rite Aid away from dying, but seriously. This is a really gross attempt at torturing someone who is trying to get better.

[jen from boston]

Not that it makes a lick of difference one way or another as to The Daily Mail being a bunch of assholes, but doesn't this reek of the bullshit PS job they (or similar outfit) did to Victoria Beckham and her "cellulited" legs. Remember that?

From what we've seen of her in recent photos (her in mini-dresses/shirts/dance garb) I don't recall her legs looking like that at all.

Again, not that it matters as far as Brit is concerned; if it's not a PS fake, she's still the same chick to me. I'm just saying I wouldn't put it past these assholes, and if THAT'S the case, this media outlet is just that much more disgusting. Joe Francis quality, really.

[b]

OMG BRITNEY HAS CELLULITE!

if that's a headline, they should see my stomach. seriously, it would cause a massive distraction to terrorism and we'd have world peace for, like, a full 27 minutes while all peoples contemplate my purple stretch marks.

[Cheryl]

Okay, everyone needs to go to Comedy Central's website and watch the new South Park episode. It it totally all about this. But, alas, besides being very true and funny, the last 5 minutes were just weird.

[bouncy]

Oh, that south park episode was chilling. Not funny to me. It was too close to the truth.

[San Francisco Photos]

It's so unfortunate her career is over in more ways than one!