Miley Cyrus Dances For Jesus

If you are not a twelve-year old girl, or perhaps do not live on the planet Earth, you might have been missing out on what Miley Cyrus has been up to lately, other than changing her name to Miley Ray and posting skanky pictures of herself on MySpace and generally forging ahead with her plans for world domination. In her spare time, you might be interested to know, she hosts a YouTube talk show with her friend Mandy, where they respond to letters from fans and talk about Jesus and shit.

You know, because their fans are dying to know about whether Miley loves Jesus, and, also, whether she ever makes out with Mandy, and, if she does make out with Mandy, whether she does that for Jesus too.

Fan question: Are you Christians?

Mandy 'n' Miley response: "Yes! We love Jesus. Happy Easter by the way! He died for our sins, that's how awesome he is. Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! ... Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it."

So, yeah, in case you were one of those heathens who just ate a ham for Easter but didn't thank Jesus for it and Miley Cyrus, well, then, you clearly missed the memo on his AWESOMENESS and the TOTAL AWESOMENESS of him being nailed to that cross, which just proved how much he ROCKED. Or maybe, you're just holding out until Miley takes her clothes off for Jesus, which, you know, probably would deserve at least an amen or two.

Check it (shout-outs to Jesus at the 6:15 mark):

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Comments

[Katie Kat]

*SHUDDER*

I mean seriously, in a few years when she is all skanked out Britney-style, will she be doing it for Jesus, and "all about it?"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[mercury]

Maybe if they really are followers of Jesus they won't get all skanked out and make the same poor choices that others have made?

Living a Christian life wouldn't be so bad for them, would it?

[Sister Honey Bunch]

I have faith that she will never become a crack whore like the Olsen twins, Britney or L-Lo. Plus, she's not a little bit anorexic. That's the first step in being normal there.

[Sils]

I would have an easier time having faith in her future held virtue if she wasn't selling her personality all over God's green earth right now. It smacks of eventual downfall when she realizes that her marketability is limited to tweens and once she's 16 she's not going to be able to sell her goods to the kiddie set anymore. She'll realize that she'll need sex to sell and the lifestyle to which she's grown accustomed and it'll be all downhill from here.

Who's made it out of this tradition unmarked? Hillary Duff? And even she dated someone of questionable character and went through a "far too thin" period.

[Karen (miscmum)]

I gave up at about the 20th:

"You know...like...like...OMG yah, yah."