Now You Too Can Look as Ridiculous as Chloe Sevigny!

The Look Book for Chloe Sevigny's new fashion line is available online today.

Oh, you didn't know she was designing a fashion line? Sorry. I'll wait here while you go write that one down in your Countdown to the Apocalypse scrapbook.

I have to admit that a number of pieces actually border on pretty cute (I can't wait to see the Old Navy versions!), but the majority of the stuff is strictly Nicolette Grant at the Grey Gardens Drag Races. Not that I would expect anything less from Chloe. Shine on, you crazy wackaloon diamond, you.

The entire Look Book is at Opening Ceremony's website (PDF), or you can peruse a few choice looks after the jump.

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Comments

[Sils]

I will never, ever get the Chloe Sevigny "thing." She just makes me think of all the hipster kids I know in Chicago who try way too hard.

It's kind of telling that the front picture there doesn't actually show any of the clothing, no?

[T.]

When I look at those photos and imagine the photo shoot and her actually moving, it reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld. Oh, and the clothes are just as bad!

[kdiddy]

"the majority of the stuff is strictly Nicolette Grant at the Grey Gardens Drag Races"

*sputter choke*

[Diane]

Ha! I hope the GFY girls get a hold of this. Good times will be had by all.

[Nic]

Tyra Banks would have a field day with her.

Stacy London would douse her with lighter fluid.

I would applaud.

[Cheryl]

Ha, this is TOTAL Elaine dance!

[Amy H]

She's crazy. And I think it all began when she was in that movie "Kids" around 1995. I think that movie messed with her head. That's the only justification for her ridiculousness.

[Liana]

Why is she about to tip over in most of those photos?
And- is she the ONLY model in the entire look book? Because if so, the message she is sending is "NO-one else would look good in these clothes. I often don't, myself."
Also, she SCARES me! *shudder*

P.S. "Countdown to the Apocalypse scrapbook" - I wish I had one! Hilarious :)

[Maxine Dangerous]

She was so hot in If These Walls Could Talk 2 and then ... this. I know, someone else dressed her, but still. I just ... I ... I just don't ... understand. Hold me.

[Missie]

Is that a Laura Ashley-wallpaper strapless jumpsuit she has on in the second row down? Seriously?

[Holly]

I love Big Love and I think that she is a very talented actress-but her fashion sense... Really does make me think that she just might be crazy. How else to explain this? Or 'Julien, Donkey Boy'?

[Holly]

I love Big Love and I think that she is a very talented actress-but her fashion sense... Really does make me think that she just might be crazy. How else to explain this? Or 'Julien, Donkey Boy'?

[alexa]

why would she model her own clothes and the poses are horrible!

[AmyC65]

You guys say Elaine dance from Seinfeld. I was thinking the first few shots look like, "I'm trying to undo my zipper and no one is home to help me."

[Marmite Breath]

Ugh.
So wrong.
So misguided.
So freaking overrated. Who ever said she knew a damn thing about fashion?
Barf.

[Starbuck]

Nothing to add, but there has been laughter. Lots and lots of laughter. Thank you.

[rednexmama]

I think I used to own, or at least covet EVERY SINGLE ONE of these outfits. Of course it was 1991... and I as ten... Seriously, I WORKED that floral jumpsuit with my LA Gear shoes!

[rednexmama]

Oh, and I so rocked the vest and floral skirt deal... I was the hippest 7th grader in the Canadian Prairies!

[Jen]

OMG- I consider myself fairly fashion forward but HOLY BLEH!! WTF?

Dude.

MY EYES!! OW OW MY EYYEEEEESS!!

I like how she is totally the model for all of them too. Gob celebrity egos are lame.

[DianaCLT]

In the second row of pics...anyone else thinking that she stole the fabric from her Big Love wardrobe? Took home some of her prairie dresses, dismantled them, and stitched them back together into these messes?

[Elizabeth]

Nothing to add about the horribleness of what I'm seeing, except to say that "shine on, you crazy wackaloon diamond, you" made me LOL for realz.

Saw a commercial last night for a new clothing line at Target co-designed by Milla Jovovich, have you seen it? And did you know it's pronounced YO-vovich, and not JO-vovich like I thought? 'Tis true.