Ooooh, you're in trooooouuubllllllllllllle.

The law's on the trail this morning of Shia LaBeouf, whose last name it always takes me thirty-seven tries to spell correctly, possibly because I'm distracted because he's really, really cute.  What did this delectable hottie (my inner monologue is broken again, isn't it?) do to become a fugitive?

He was ticketed back in mid-February for misdemeanor "unlawful smoking" on the sidewalk and was due in court on that charge this morning.  However, he pulled a Britney, and now there's a warrant out for his arrest.

You may remember that this isn't the first time Shia has run afoul of The Man.  Last November, he got arrested for ruckus-raising in a Walgreen's.  Hmm.  I wonder if something is bothering him and he's acting out.  Because I think I can help out with that.  What?  Don't give me that face.  All I'm saying is, I'm a VERY GOOD LISTENER.

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[Sils]

I used to feel dirty for thinking he was cute, because he looks kinda young... and then I realize that he's the same age as my boyfriend. ha!

[Elizabeth]

He's a bad boy all right, a very bad boy, and I would like to put him under house arrest at my house until he sees the error of his ways :)

[JP]

I might have felt a little guilty for drooling during Disturbia because he was playing a teenager. Seriously, he needs to stop with the smoking and then we'll be all cool.