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Paris Hilton Respects Her Elders

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Oops, did I say elders? I meant alders. She respects alders - those small birch trees with the catkin flowers. She respects those. Because, like, they're like totally pretty and also isn't it, like, totally HOT to love trees?

Elders, though? Elders can suck it. They're for carrying your luggage.

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sweetney

"Because, like, they're like totally pretty and also isn't it, like, totally HOT to love trees?"

(is crying-laughing)

laura

I don't know if loving trees is hot, but do you know what's not? Benji Madden. Fug

kdiddy

Paris: "Old people are nice...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

Sunny

I don't know what bothers me more, Paris obviously not caring to help the man with the suitcase or her lame bf Benji standing right in front of him and blatantly ignoring the fact the guy could use a hand. Someone needs to slap him around and tell him to be a man.

Purse Lover

Yeah, it would have been nice of her to offer to help her grandfather, or whoever that is, with his bag, as it appears in the photo that he's clearly struggling.

Sils

Benji Madden is going all Run DMC circa Walk This Way on us in that picture.





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