Paris Hilton Respects Her Elders
Oops, did I say elders? I meant alders. She respects alders - those small birch trees with the catkin flowers. She respects those. Because, like, they're like totally pretty and also isn't it, like, totally HOT to love trees?
Elders, though? Elders can suck it. They're for carrying your luggage.
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"Because, like, they're like totally pretty and also isn't it, like, totally HOT to love trees?"
(is crying-laughing)
Posted by: sweetney | March 26, 2008 at 11:04 AM
I don't know if loving trees is hot, but do you know what's not? Benji Madden. Fug
Posted by: laura | March 26, 2008 at 02:13 PM
Paris: "Old people are nice...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
Posted by: kdiddy | March 26, 2008 at 05:04 PM
I don't know what bothers me more, Paris obviously not caring to help the man with the suitcase or her lame bf Benji standing right in front of him and blatantly ignoring the fact the guy could use a hand. Someone needs to slap him around and tell him to be a man.
Posted by: Sunny | March 26, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Yeah, it would have been nice of her to offer to help her grandfather, or whoever that is, with his bag, as it appears in the photo that he's clearly struggling.
Posted by: Purse Lover | March 27, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Benji Madden is going all Run DMC circa Walk This Way on us in that picture.
Posted by: Sils | March 27, 2008 at 11:24 AM