Patricia Heaton Freaks Me Out

The always tasteful TMZ posted these pictures of former Everybody Loves Raymond star Patricia Heaton displaying her apparent lack of a bellybutton.

I'll say up front that I don't much care for Ms. Heaton. I've heard her talk in interviews and came to the conclusion that she takes daily doses of Douchebag KoolAid. But I'm not about to pick on her here. Because honestly, her 50-year-old self looks better than my 29-year-old ass, so I can't really talk smack. And besides, people flipping out and blasting women in Hollywood for having the audacity to age or to have human bodies with human "imperfections" makes me furious.

But this definitely turns me off of tummy tucks. Doesn't that just make you shudder? Can you imagine how weird that would feel?

Also, she has GOT to burn that bathing suit. Bikinis are fine, but those tiny string sides look ridiculous and the gingham/Miami-hotel-comforter print is just god-awful. Plus, if you have D cup boobs, you need a D cup top. Don't make the girls suffer, Patricia.

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