Two L.A. Galaxy players check their equipment before a recent home game. Since game-time equipment checks started this season, tickets sales have risen 30%.
"Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh go round
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight!"
"Dear Father, who art in heaven..."
Posted by: Jen O. | March 27, 2008 at 10:12 AM
I only need to use the one hand since Vic has one of my balls in her purse.
Posted by: Nette | March 27, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Two L.A. Galaxy players check their equipment before a recent home game. Since game-time equipment checks started this season, tickets sales have risen 30%.
Posted by: mizjawnson | March 27, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Before the game the players bond over their mutual love of the male reproductive parts
Posted by: Melanie | March 27, 2008 at 10:59 AM
"Look, Becks, you might have a tractor exhaust pipe but I've got the whole tractor. Give up."
Posted by: schoolofmom | March 27, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Yup......still there....
Posted by: Skyzi | March 27, 2008 at 11:34 AM
You only need one hand...? Really? Damn, Becks, I thought you were somethin' special.
Posted by: The Muse | March 27, 2008 at 11:39 AM
maybe we should just wear a cup next time...
Posted by: RebeccaB | March 27, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Yep, Posh got mine...how about you?
Posted by: tvaddict | March 27, 2008 at 12:05 PM
"Damn, Becks, this Herbalife shit really works! You gotta try it. I used to be a one-hander, too."
Posted by: DianaCLT | March 27, 2008 at 12:26 PM
They're real, and they're spectacular!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 27, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Testicles. Spectacles. Wallet. Watch.
Posted by: Georgia | March 27, 2008 at 01:04 PM
"Ah, righto chap. Me balls have almost thawed from shaggin' my Ice Queen of a wife last night!"
Posted by: Meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 01:10 PM
David thought it was HerBallLife and gave it all to Posh.
His team mate lets out a sigh of relief that he understood better.
Posted by: Victoria | March 27, 2008 at 01:32 PM
Much like the stomping of the divots in polo, the brits take the second period "ball grab" quite seriously.
Posted by: Danielle | March 27, 2008 at 02:04 PM
Actually, you really only need to quote a song:
"Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh go round
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight!"
Posted by: Meaghan | March 27, 2008 at 02:23 PM
OMFG. I vote for Jen O. Seriously, forgot my submission after I read that.
Posted by: rhi | March 27, 2008 at 02:48 PM
The newest in nut protection! 10 fingers for the well endowed...5 for the less...so endowed.
ehh ok so it's lame! It's all I got...I'm running on low sleep.
Posted by: Mae | March 27, 2008 at 04:21 PM
"I thought they said Herbalife would STOP the chafing!"
Posted by: Jen | March 27, 2008 at 04:38 PM
"Hang on....yep...still got them. So why am I still playing this game?!"
Posted by: Karen (miscmum) | March 27, 2008 at 05:00 PM
It doesn't matter if you're a professional athlete, cleats still scare the shit out of you.
Posted by: Nicole | March 27, 2008 at 05:54 PM