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March 27, 2008

Photo In Search Of A Caption

Beckhamballsout

Have at him it.

Best caption for this photo gets the shoutses outs, end o' day!

WINNAH: Georgia, with "Testicles. Spectacles. Wallet. Watch."

Just 'cause the word testicles? Gets me every time. (Honorable mentions to EVERYONE. I was laughing ALL DAY)




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"Dear Father, who art in heaven..."

I only need to use the one hand since Vic has one of my balls in her purse.

Two L.A. Galaxy players check their equipment before a recent home game. Since game-time equipment checks started this season, tickets sales have risen 30%.

Before the game the players bond over their mutual love of the male reproductive parts

"Look, Becks, you might have a tractor exhaust pipe but I've got the whole tractor. Give up."

Yup......still there....

You only need one hand...? Really? Damn, Becks, I thought you were somethin' special.

maybe we should just wear a cup next time...

Yep, Posh got mine...how about you?

"Damn, Becks, this Herbalife shit really works! You gotta try it. I used to be a one-hander, too."

They're real, and they're spectacular!

Testicles. Spectacles. Wallet. Watch.

"Ah, righto chap. Me balls have almost thawed from shaggin' my Ice Queen of a wife last night!"

David thought it was HerBallLife and gave it all to Posh.
His team mate lets out a sigh of relief that he understood better.

Much like the stomping of the divots in polo, the brits take the second period "ball grab" quite seriously.

Actually, you really only need to quote a song:

"Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life
Aaahh!!!

Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Uh Uh go round
Slam it to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front
Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight!"

OMFG. I vote for Jen O. Seriously, forgot my submission after I read that.

The newest in nut protection! 10 fingers for the well endowed...5 for the less...so endowed.

ehh ok so it's lame! It's all I got...I'm running on low sleep.

"I thought they said Herbalife would STOP the chafing!"

"Hang on....yep...still got them. So why am I still playing this game?!"

It doesn't matter if you're a professional athlete, cleats still scare the shit out of you.

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