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Whoops, saggy spine. Gotta botox that.
Winning Caption Courtesy of the very smart, funny and perceptive Nicole!
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yes Miss Dickinson, we got this water especially from the fountain of youth just for you.
Please submerge your hands for at least 20 years. Oops meant to say it will make you look 20 years younger. yeah yeah, that's it.
Posted by: JMomma | March 28, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six...HIKE!
Posted by: jay | March 28, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Is that a sandwich I see over there?
Posted by: Must Be Motherhood | March 28, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Whoops, saggy spine. Gotta botox that.
Posted by: Nicole | March 28, 2008 at 11:40 AM
You little people have absolute NO fucking idea how tough it is being the World's First Supermodel. Now, get out of my sight!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 28, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Oh, no! There's a younger version of me coming through the door! Omarosa....what did you do with my knife?
Posted by: Shanda | March 28, 2008 at 11:57 AM
No caption, but I do have a question. What's that black thing on her boob?
Posted by: Christine | March 28, 2008 at 12:04 PM
It's a toomah!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 28, 2008 at 12:48 PM
No, Ma'am, I didn't hear any "voices" and there aren't any lizards in your pedicure soak tub. Please just sit back and we'll finish up very, very quickly.
Posted by: Deb on the Rocks | March 28, 2008 at 01:07 PM
I so hungry, could eat my own implant.
Am I the only one who is noticing how sick that nail salon is? She is dipping her hands in a bowl wrapped in plastic, on the floor......
Posted by: christina | March 28, 2008 at 01:09 PM
Christine, it's her cell phone. See here for a better view: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4623
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | March 28, 2008 at 01:40 PM
I am shriveling...I need more blood of virgins, NOW!!
Posted by: Emma | March 28, 2008 at 01:41 PM
UGGGGH!! UGGGH!!! UGGHH!!!
I know I can get the poo out if I just push more.
NURSE!! Toilet Paper!!
Posted by: Faith | March 28, 2008 at 01:45 PM
Next week on America's Next Top Midwife...
Posted by: antsypantsy | March 28, 2008 at 01:51 PM
How the hell are we all gonna fit in this tiny friggin pool? Outta my way - I'm the first supermodel and first into the pool!!!!!!
Posted by: Trish | March 28, 2008 at 02:06 PM
Dear God, what is that thing?
Posted by: JennyM | March 28, 2008 at 02:19 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | March 28, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Pop a squat, she says....so I popped a squat and popped a damn hemmroid instead.
Posted by: baileyswedishfish | March 28, 2008 at 03:46 PM
Your lights are on, but youre not home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes....
Posted by: baileyswedishfish | March 28, 2008 at 03:48 PM
Supermodel Janice Dickinson attempts to scoop up her dignity from whence it fell.
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 28, 2008 at 04:29 PM
"...yeah, they hang down to about right here...
Posted by: winomom | March 28, 2008 at 04:45 PM
And here's Ms. Dickinson doing a lovely impression of one of the gargoyles perched above Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.
Posted by: Karen (miscmum) | March 28, 2008 at 04:58 PM
When a Real Doll is rejected by our strict quality control team, it is donated to a local nursing school for educational use as.
Posted by: jamiegp | March 28, 2008 at 05:03 PM
How long do I have to sit like this before the baby comes out? I'm all ready. Have my hands just so - like I'm ready to catch a football. Hey - the baby won't be much bigger than that, will it? Cuz my arms are much too scrawny to hold anything bigger than that.
Posted by: DianaCLT | March 28, 2008 at 05:17 PM